"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). "Now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!" (for when she looked down at her feet they seemed to be almost out of sight, they were getting so far off). "Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you now, dears? I'm sure I shan't be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can—but I must be kind to them," thought Alice, "or perhaps they won't walk the way I want to go! Let me see. I'll give them a new pair of boots every Christmas."
And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it. "They must go by the carrier," she thought; and how funny it'll seem, sending presents to one's own feet! And how odd the directions will look! "Alice's Right Foot, Esq., Hearthrug, near the Fender. (with Alice's love)" Oh dear! What nonsense I'm talking!"
--- "Alice in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll
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Trina, 24
maternal crab, social alcoholic, closet fashionista, glamorous cyber geek wannabe, Apple fanatic, pseudo boxer, frustrated surfer, paranoid optimist, thrill seeking glutton, Buffy addict, feisty crybaby, hibernates at least once a week, slowly starting to embrace the idea that things always work out in the end, mother to a persian cat & a shih tzu puppy, PR & Ad agency girl by day, singer by night, weirdo to the rest of the world.
I've had strange dreams. But what people found stranger was my ability to remember every single detail. I dream in color. They usually don't make much sense though.
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