Saturday, May 28, 2005
+ The One with the Naked Beauty Pageant +
I was some beauty pageant coach. I remember telling a group of skinny high school kids that they should walk down the ramp feeling beatiful. I was saying things like, "This is your chance to show your classmates that you are beautiful", "You are beautiful", "The way you walk should be telling people how beautiful you are!". So I was encouraging them to be confident and to just go out there and have fun.
Next thing I know, I'm sharing the long table with the judges. The opening number starts but I am busy vocalizing because I have to go to my Star in a Million (think American Idol) auditions in a couple of hours. I'm trying to decide if I should sing "Angels Brought Me Here" or Tamia's "Careless Whisper". I sing a few lines of each song. And then I get really, REALLY distracted when I see that the high school kids are all dancing on stage naked. They were all very confident and rolling on the floor and giving high kicks while it was raining on stage. They looked like wet strippers. For some strange reason, there were also hunky naked men dancing on stage with them.
It was a very disturbing sight. Young naked girls dancing while an audience cheered them on. TSome of them didn't even have pubic hair yet. The judges were cringing though because we all felt sorry for them. I even overheard one of the judges saying "Her kicks wouldn't have looked so bad if she had panties on".
trina# 10:36 PM
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Saturday, May 28, 2005
+ The One with the Naked Beauty Pageant +
I was some beauty pageant coach. I remember telling a group of skinny high school kids that they should walk down the ramp feeling beatiful. I was saying things like, "This is your chance to show your classmates that you are beautiful", "You are beautiful", "The way you walk should be telling people how beautiful you are!". So I was encouraging them to be confident and to just go out there and have fun.
Next thing I know, I'm sharing the long table with the judges. The opening number starts but I am busy vocalizing because I have to go to my Star in a Million (think American Idol) auditions in a couple of hours. I'm trying to decide if I should sing "Angels Brought Me Here" or Tamia's "Careless Whisper". I sing a few lines of each song. And then I get really, REALLY distracted when I see that the high school kids are all dancing on stage naked. They were all very confident and rolling on the floor and giving high kicks while it was raining on stage. They looked like wet strippers. For some strange reason, there were also hunky naked men dancing on stage with them.
It was a very disturbing sight. Young naked girls dancing while an audience cheered them on. TSome of them didn't even have pubic hair yet. The judges were cringing though because we all felt sorry for them. I even overheard one of the judges saying "Her kicks wouldn't have looked so bad if she had panties on".
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