Friday, February 17, 2006

+ The one with the werewolf +

(---This one is a classic. My sister says this has got to be my dumbest dream ever!---)

I find myself in back of a military truck with other people but their faces are a blur. It's dark and we are being transported back to "camp." We pass another military truck and I see my grandfather with a bunch of other men, all of them dressed in suits. I realized that they were Mafia men and were on their way to murder some person.

So we get to "camp", which happens to be my high school. I knew it was my high school, but the classrooms were converted to communal shower stations. Everyone else has left, and I was taking a late night dump. I hear a low growling sound but I try to ignore it. It gets louder and louder until I can't ignore it anymore. I discover that the growling sound is coming from this grizzly werewolf and I saw his saliva dripping from his mouth and glistening in the moonlight.

I make my way out of the bathroom and start running like mad. I knew he was after me cos I could hear his snarling and heavy breathing. I started running towards the school's quadrangle and then went towards the open space near the chapel grounds. It was late in the afternoon (when I was in the shower, it was evening) and the grounds aren't empty anymore. There were actually some students having lunch and they were just watching me as I tried to desperately to run away from the werewolf.

I realize what the wolf wants. He doesn't want to eat *me*, he wants my soiled shorts. (Remember how I was taking a dump earlier?) So, it came down to 2 choices, either I (a) try to run away from him and risk being attacked to death, or (b) I take my panties off and throw it at him, die from embarrassment, but at least I live.

So, I felt the choice was glaringly obvious. I take off my panties and throw them at his face. He takes the clump into his hands and starts eating them like the mad animal that he is. So there I was, panty-less, running away from him as the students looked on. But at this point, I couldn't care less. I was free.

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Friday, February 17, 2006

+ The one with the werewolf +

(---This one is a classic. My sister says this has got to be my dumbest dream ever!---)

I find myself in back of a military truck with other people but their faces are a blur. It's dark and we are being transported back to "camp." We pass another military truck and I see my grandfather with a bunch of other men, all of them dressed in suits. I realized that they were Mafia men and were on their way to murder some person.

So we get to "camp", which happens to be my high school. I knew it was my high school, but the classrooms were converted to communal shower stations. Everyone else has left, and I was taking a late night dump. I hear a low growling sound but I try to ignore it. It gets louder and louder until I can't ignore it anymore. I discover that the growling sound is coming from this grizzly werewolf and I saw his saliva dripping from his mouth and glistening in the moonlight.

I make my way out of the bathroom and start running like mad. I knew he was after me cos I could hear his snarling and heavy breathing. I started running towards the school's quadrangle and then went towards the open space near the chapel grounds. It was late in the afternoon (when I was in the shower, it was evening) and the grounds aren't empty anymore. There were actually some students having lunch and they were just watching me as I tried to desperately to run away from the werewolf.

I realize what the wolf wants. He doesn't want to eat *me*, he wants my soiled shorts. (Remember how I was taking a dump earlier?) So, it came down to 2 choices, either I (a) try to run away from him and risk being attacked to death, or (b) I take my panties off and throw it at him, die from embarrassment, but at least I live.

So, I felt the choice was glaringly obvious. I take off my panties and throw them at his face. He takes the clump into his hands and starts eating them like the mad animal that he is. So there I was, panty-less, running away from him as the students looked on. But at this point, I couldn't care less. I was free.

trina# 2:06 AM

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