Tuesday, January 31, 2006
+ The One with the Giant Duck. +
My mom passed away. We were all devastated as we made arrangements for her funeral services. It was the tradition that when someone dies, you're supposed to wear a vest and cap and start shooting flying ducks.
So I put on my flannel vest and the rest of the family join me as we start shooting at passing ducks. No one could shoot for shit so this whole shooting at nothing went on for a good few minutes. Of course, this was all going on with us still weeping and mourning over my mom's death.
And then out of nowhere, this giant duck (that looked like a giant bulldog) appeared. I took aim, fired and hit it (since it was just too big to miss anyway)It fell to the ground and the whole family rushed to see it. When we turned it over, everyone let out a loud gasp. The giant duck had my dead mother's face.
It was supposed to be the sign that my mom was really dead.
trina# 6:59 PM
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
+ The One with the Zombies and Burger Machine +
I was inside a house scrambling to help others board up the rest of the house cos the zombies were on their way to attack us. I move upstairs and have a hard time locking the window. I start to panic since I can see a zombie climbing up the wall towards me. I scream for help and another person comes up to help me.
I am horrified though to discover than in his haste to help me, he left the kitchen door wide open. I run and slam the door in the nick of time.
But the zombies still find a way to enter the house through another opening and they start attacking and eating my companions. I run upstairs and try to find a way to defend myself. I don't know how I knew this but apparently, singing soothes the zombies and makes them fall asleep. When they wake up, they are not evil anymore.
So I sing a few verses of "Tattooed on my Mind" and the zombies in the house start falling asleep. One of my female companions tried to help and sang a couple of lines. Her voice was awful so the zombies ended up getting more violent than before. I sing a few more lines until they are finally pacified.
The house is peaceful as I was walking around. When I looked out the window, I noticed that a line of zombies were heading
away from the house. Through squinted eyes, I see that the entire area around us is flooded. There is a giant tsunami about to squish all of us to death. I wake up everyone (including the reformed zombies) and we all jump out of the window.
Luckily, we survive the wave and find an abandoned ship floating in the middle of the ocean. We climb through the stairs and have a mini-conference inside. Some evil zombies who survived the wave wanted to climb up and attack us but my reformed zombie friends told them to back off.
Suddenly, futuristic assassins start killing off the good zombies. In my anger, I killed every one of them.
And so my Zombie friends and I sailed away until the water turned into land. All of a sudden, our ship had wheels so they got gas and Migs and I decided to get a bite to eat at Burger Machine by getting a tricycle.
Just when we were about to get back to the ship, I see that everyone in the ship (both zombies and humans) turn evil and want to eat us. Luckily, Miguel and I manage to escape to the next city.
trina# 1:52 AM
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
+ The one with the elevator cinema +
--- This is my long overdue update, damn it. Enjoy, kids.
I decide to play hooky cos I felt like I could afford to and almost deserved it anyway. So, Miguel and I decided to watch a movie. When we got the theater, instead of seeing the regular movie set up with screen and chairs, we had to watch the movie inside this giant elevator. During the intermission, the elevator would change floors. (Why it did that, I have no idea) At this time, people were being asked to come up on stage and sing. Miguel decides to sing but gets cut off when the movie screening resumes. So he throws a fit and was having major tantrum attacks infront of everyone saying stuff like "Why won't you let me sing? I'm not done with my song!!!! RAAAAAAAAWR!"
Embarrassed, I end up leaving him and storming out of the "elevator theater." When I get out, I see 3 giant mascots doing this interpretative dance that made me think they were on some drug. I don't remember what else they were doing but all I remember is that one was a giant panda.
Leaving the mascots behind, I walk towards the FX station and find this greasy little boy following me around. I was trying to lose him by running around the maze of stores in the palengke. Finally, I don't see him.
I take my seat in the FX and get the shock of my life when I see the greasy little boy sitting next to me. O__o
trina# 10:32 PM
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
+ The One with the Giant Duck. +
My mom passed away. We were all devastated as we made arrangements for her funeral services. It was the tradition that when someone dies, you're supposed to wear a vest and cap and start shooting flying ducks.
So I put on my flannel vest and the rest of the family join me as we start shooting at passing ducks. No one could shoot for shit so this whole shooting at nothing went on for a good few minutes. Of course, this was all going on with us still weeping and mourning over my mom's death.
And then out of nowhere, this giant duck (that looked like a giant bulldog) appeared. I took aim, fired and hit it (since it was just too big to miss anyway)It fell to the ground and the whole family rushed to see it. When we turned it over, everyone let out a loud gasp. The giant duck had my dead mother's face.
It was supposed to be the sign that my mom was really dead.
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Thursday, January 26, 2006
+ The One with the Zombies and Burger Machine +
I was inside a house scrambling to help others board up the rest of the house cos the zombies were on their way to attack us. I move upstairs and have a hard time locking the window. I start to panic since I can see a zombie climbing up the wall towards me. I scream for help and another person comes up to help me.
I am horrified though to discover than in his haste to help me, he left the kitchen door wide open. I run and slam the door in the nick of time.
But the zombies still find a way to enter the house through another opening and they start attacking and eating my companions. I run upstairs and try to find a way to defend myself. I don't know how I knew this but apparently, singing soothes the zombies and makes them fall asleep. When they wake up, they are not evil anymore.
So I sing a few verses of "Tattooed on my Mind" and the zombies in the house start falling asleep. One of my female companions tried to help and sang a couple of lines. Her voice was awful so the zombies ended up getting more violent than before. I sing a few more lines until they are finally pacified.
The house is peaceful as I was walking around. When I looked out the window, I noticed that a line of zombies were heading
away from the house. Through squinted eyes, I see that the entire area around us is flooded. There is a giant tsunami about to squish all of us to death. I wake up everyone (including the reformed zombies) and we all jump out of the window.
Luckily, we survive the wave and find an abandoned ship floating in the middle of the ocean. We climb through the stairs and have a mini-conference inside. Some evil zombies who survived the wave wanted to climb up and attack us but my reformed zombie friends told them to back off.
Suddenly, futuristic assassins start killing off the good zombies. In my anger, I killed every one of them.
And so my Zombie friends and I sailed away until the water turned into land. All of a sudden, our ship had wheels so they got gas and Migs and I decided to get a bite to eat at Burger Machine by getting a tricycle.
Just when we were about to get back to the ship, I see that everyone in the ship (both zombies and humans) turn evil and want to eat us. Luckily, Miguel and I manage to escape to the next city.
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Sunday, January 22, 2006
+ The one with the elevator cinema +
--- This is my long overdue update, damn it. Enjoy, kids.
I decide to play hooky cos I felt like I could afford to and almost deserved it anyway. So, Miguel and I decided to watch a movie. When we got the theater, instead of seeing the regular movie set up with screen and chairs, we had to watch the movie inside this giant elevator. During the intermission, the elevator would change floors. (Why it did that, I have no idea) At this time, people were being asked to come up on stage and sing. Miguel decides to sing but gets cut off when the movie screening resumes. So he throws a fit and was having major tantrum attacks infront of everyone saying stuff like "Why won't you let me sing? I'm not done with my song!!!! RAAAAAAAAWR!"
Embarrassed, I end up leaving him and storming out of the "elevator theater." When I get out, I see 3 giant mascots doing this interpretative dance that made me think they were on some drug. I don't remember what else they were doing but all I remember is that one was a giant panda.
Leaving the mascots behind, I walk towards the FX station and find this greasy little boy following me around. I was trying to lose him by running around the maze of stores in the palengke. Finally, I don't see him.
I take my seat in the FX and get the shock of my life when I see the greasy little boy sitting next to me. O__o
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