Tuesday, February 21, 2006
+ The One with the Sacred Heart +
It was the morning high school routine. At 7:15am (or was it earlier?) all the students assemble at the quadrangle for the national anthem, morning prayer, pledge to the country and then we sing the school hymn. We face the flag first, and then turn around to face the giant Sacred Heart statue infront of the convent. (see diagram below)
As we were saying our prayers, aliens and giant robots start attacking the school. Alien ships swoop from the sky and start beaming their laser guns at the students who by now are running like terrified little animals. I feel this urge to run to the Sacred Heart statue (see below, although I think the one at school had a blue robe)
While looking at all the chaos, I position myself by the feet of the Sacred Heart statue. The foot opened and exposed a door that led me to the top of the statue. Apparently, Sacred Heart is a robot. So, I start controlling him and we kung-fu fight our way against the alien and robot beasties.
I don't know who won the fight though cos I woke up at about this time. All I remember is that Sacred Heart was a kick-ass robot.
trina# 5:31 PM
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Friday, February 17, 2006
+ The one with the werewolf +
(---This one is a classic. My sister says this has got to be my dumbest dream ever!---)I find myself in back of a military truck with other people but their faces are a blur. It's dark and we are being transported back to "camp." We pass another military truck and I see my grandfather with a bunch of other men, all of them dressed in suits. I realized that they were Mafia men and were on their way to murder some person.
So we get to "camp", which happens to be my high school. I knew it was my high school, but the classrooms were converted to communal shower stations. Everyone else has left, and I was taking a late night dump. I hear a low growling sound but I try to ignore it. It gets louder and louder until I can't ignore it anymore. I discover that the growling sound is coming from this grizzly werewolf and I saw his saliva dripping from his mouth and glistening in the moonlight.
I make my way out of the bathroom and start running like mad. I knew he was after me cos I could hear his snarling and heavy breathing. I started running towards the school's quadrangle and then went towards the open space near the chapel grounds. It was late in the afternoon (when I was in the shower, it was evening) and the grounds aren't empty anymore. There were actually some students having lunch and they were just watching me as I tried to desperately to run away from the werewolf.
I realize what the wolf wants. He doesn't want to eat *me*, he wants my soiled shorts. (Remember how I was taking a dump earlier?) So, it came down to 2 choices, either I (a) try to run away from him and risk being attacked to death, or (b) I take my panties off and throw it at him, die from embarrassment, but at least I live.
So, I felt the choice was glaringly obvious. I take off my panties and throw them at his face. He takes the clump into his hands and starts eating them like the mad animal that he is. So there I was, panty-less, running away from him as the students looked on. But at this point, I couldn't care less. I was free.
trina# 2:06 AM
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
+ The One with the Sacred Heart +
It was the morning high school routine. At 7:15am (or was it earlier?) all the students assemble at the quadrangle for the national anthem, morning prayer, pledge to the country and then we sing the school hymn. We face the flag first, and then turn around to face the giant Sacred Heart statue infront of the convent. (see diagram below)
As we were saying our prayers, aliens and giant robots start attacking the school. Alien ships swoop from the sky and start beaming their laser guns at the students who by now are running like terrified little animals. I feel this urge to run to the Sacred Heart statue (see below, although I think the one at school had a blue robe)
While looking at all the chaos, I position myself by the feet of the Sacred Heart statue. The foot opened and exposed a door that led me to the top of the statue. Apparently, Sacred Heart is a robot. So, I start controlling him and we kung-fu fight our way against the alien and robot beasties.
I don't know who won the fight though cos I woke up at about this time. All I remember is that Sacred Heart was a kick-ass robot.
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Friday, February 17, 2006
+ The one with the werewolf +
(---This one is a classic. My sister says this has got to be my dumbest dream ever!---)I find myself in back of a military truck with other people but their faces are a blur. It's dark and we are being transported back to "camp." We pass another military truck and I see my grandfather with a bunch of other men, all of them dressed in suits. I realized that they were Mafia men and were on their way to murder some person.
So we get to "camp", which happens to be my high school. I knew it was my high school, but the classrooms were converted to communal shower stations. Everyone else has left, and I was taking a late night dump. I hear a low growling sound but I try to ignore it. It gets louder and louder until I can't ignore it anymore. I discover that the growling sound is coming from this grizzly werewolf and I saw his saliva dripping from his mouth and glistening in the moonlight.
I make my way out of the bathroom and start running like mad. I knew he was after me cos I could hear his snarling and heavy breathing. I started running towards the school's quadrangle and then went towards the open space near the chapel grounds. It was late in the afternoon (when I was in the shower, it was evening) and the grounds aren't empty anymore. There were actually some students having lunch and they were just watching me as I tried to desperately to run away from the werewolf.
I realize what the wolf wants. He doesn't want to eat *me*, he wants my soiled shorts. (Remember how I was taking a dump earlier?) So, it came down to 2 choices, either I (a) try to run away from him and risk being attacked to death, or (b) I take my panties off and throw it at him, die from embarrassment, but at least I live.
So, I felt the choice was glaringly obvious. I take off my panties and throw them at his face. He takes the clump into his hands and starts eating them like the mad animal that he is. So there I was, panty-less, running away from him as the students looked on. But at this point, I couldn't care less. I was free.
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