Friday, August 04, 2006

+ The one with the toy soldier +

I wake up to find a surprise on my bed that my mom left for me. I open the package to find a toy soldier. It's like the Buckingham Palace type with the red top and the tall hat. Anyway, I place it on my window sill and find out that it's a mechanical soldier. I hear a "springing" sound and see that the soldier's penis is erect. My eyes grow big as I giggle. And then, he starts to pee all over the place.

And then I wake up (in real life) and realize that I peed on my bed.

*THIS WAS A DREAM THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, I DON'T WET MY BED ANYMORE.

trina# 1:41 AM

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"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment she quite forgot how to speak good English). "Now I'm opening out like the largest telescope that ever was! Good-bye, feet!" (for when she looked down at her feet they seemed to be almost out of sight, they were getting so far off). "Oh, my poor little feet, I wonder who will put on your shoes and stockings for you now, dears? I'm sure I shan't be able! I shall be a great deal too far off to trouble myself about you: you must manage the best way you can—but I must be kind to them," thought Alice, "or perhaps they won't walk the way I want to go! Let me see. I'll give them a new pair of boots every Christmas." And she went on planning to herself how she would manage it. "They must go by the carrier," she thought; and how funny it'll seem, sending presents to one's own feet! And how odd the directions will look! "Alice's Right Foot, Esq., Hearthrug, near the Fender. (with Alice's love)" Oh dear! What nonsense I'm talking!"

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Friday, August 04, 2006

+ The one with the toy soldier +

I wake up to find a surprise on my bed that my mom left for me. I open the package to find a toy soldier. It's like the Buckingham Palace type with the red top and the tall hat. Anyway, I place it on my window sill and find out that it's a mechanical soldier. I hear a "springing" sound and see that the soldier's penis is erect. My eyes grow big as I giggle. And then, he starts to pee all over the place.

And then I wake up (in real life) and realize that I peed on my bed.

*THIS WAS A DREAM THAT I HAD WHEN I WAS ABOUT 7 YEARS OLD. JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, I DON'T WET MY BED ANYMORE.

trina# 1:41 AM

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